Shorter Dobson - Post-Election Special
We're sad... Oh, so sad... Look at all those shiny happy people cheering for Obama... But we can't join in -- though we'd really, really like to -- because he's a commie socialist baby killer... We're sad... But, we're oh so happy too, because we stuck it to those evil homosexuals in Arizona, Oklahoma, Florida, and -- Lord have mercy -- even California... Praise God for that miracle, even though for some reason his miraculous powers didn't help John McCain beat Obama (and did we mention that Obama's a commie socialist baby killer?) But God must have a plan, even though for the life of us we can't understand it... So, so sad...
P.S. We shall choose to ignore the two anti-abortion ballot initiatives we lost, since we're too sad to talk about them.
Shorter Dobson - Post-Election Special | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
Shorter Dobson - Post-Election Special | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
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